Multiverse Identity Crystal
Please do not purchase this item if you do not know what you are getting yourself into. Multiverse travel can be dangerous and has the potential to change who you are forever. You can also become lost in the multiverse if you lose this crystal, and while you may reach a place that is similar enough to home that you can fool yourself- your personal timeline will be forever altered.
Even having visited this page, some percentage of you across the multiverse have already clicked the purchase button. Because of this infinitesimal chance that due to their actions, they leave their own universe and lose their multiverse crystal, ending up in your universe, you have already split off from the main body of you in the multiverse who never visited this page. You are already a minority, across infinity. Clicking the purchase button will put you in a tiny fraction of yourself, prone to wild swings of probability. Not all ends of this infinite slice of an infinity with a greater cardinality end well, end peacefully, end predictably. It is much safer not to click the button. I am trying to warn you.
Should you purchase this item, there are 4 gender variants you may choose from, Masculine, Feminine, Androgynous, and Extra. Extra costs more because it may come with metallic or glitter foil or something and that stuff is always Extra.