Alchemy Mesh Jogging Pants
Alchemy Mesh Jogging Pants
Alchemy Mesh Jogging Pants
Alchemy Mesh Jogging Pants
Alchemy Mesh Jogging Pants

Alchemy Mesh Jogging Pants

Regular price$50.00
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Transmute those thighs into muscle tone in these Alchemy jogging pants. These pants have some mesh panels (the white stripes) to ensure you're cool and covered, while also featuring the amalgamated conceptual framework known as alchemy, retranslated through machine intelligence. No promises on their magical properties, as they are randomly assigned when the garment is made. We guaranteed at least 95% of items produced are not cursed!

  • Fabric: 95% polyester and 5% spandex
  • Regular fit
  • Waist elastic band, mesh-paneled
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
  • This product is made on-demand, delivery usually 2-4 weeks depending on supply chain

Size Guide

inch S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length 40.9  41.7  42.5  43.3  44.1  44.9 
Hip 42.5  44.1  46.5  48.8  51.2  53.5 
Waist 25.2  26.8  29.1  32.3  34.6  37.0 


centimeter S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length 104 106 108 110 112 114
Hip 108 112 118 124 130 136
Waist 64 68 74 82 88 94

Shipping speeds vary by product. Most dresses are created on demand in under 14 days except during November. Dresses made in Canada take up to 3 weeks to arrive but usually less. Dresses made overseas can take up to 6 weeks to arrive but usually take only 2-3 days to make. ARTMONSTER does not hold inventory and prints everything on demand. We will keep you as up-to-date on the printing process and give you a tracking number as soon as our suppliers ship it directly to you. In rare cases we will have it shipped to us and then to you, but only for items that are the most expensive to just make one of.

Shipping is calculated by the shipping provider and we have no control over that, but it is up-front. We will never email you asking for additional funds to cover your purchase.

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